Hey there!! I'm Mike, a college student who lives just outside of Boston. I like to think that I am wicked funny, but I am usually the only one laughing at my jokes.
fine i guess none of you want me at your christmas parties.
Invite me to your Christmas parties.
Fuck yeah you can take me out to dinner
lol who is this….
Can I just have sex with you?
Can I at least take you out to dinner first?
I’m convinced my life isn’t real.